We get very few vehicle pursuits in Devil's Island. And by "very few", I mean "none". But every so often, one will come to visit.
It started when a K-9 officer with the Industrial City PD attempted to pull over a car with a cracked windshield. The driver refused to stop, and roared onto the interstate, with several ICPD units in pursuit. The suspect fled off the interstate onto one of the ruralesque highways on Devil's Island. When the call came out, I was clear on the other side of the world. I hurried over as quick as I could, although our higher-ups were telling us to take it slow, respond Code 1, and above all,
do not pursue.
The reason for this is to comply with the SCPD's rather ridiculous pursuit policy, or more appropriately, our non-pursuit policy. If an SCPD officer has a violator who refuses to stop, he or she must notify the dispatcher of the situation, including location, current speed, traffic conditions, and what the reason for the stop is. It is then the decision of the on-duty supervisor whether or not to continue the pursuit. And, except in the most dire of circumstances, the instinctive response of the supervisor is: cancel the pursuit. In virtually every case, the supervisor making the decision is nowhere near the pursuit itself. They are, however, prone to the following interior dialogue:
Q: Will it have negative repercussions on my career if the suspect gets away?
A: No.
Q: Will it have negative repercussions on my career if the suspect wrecks his car, or runs into someone, or the officer wrecks, or someone complains, or a member of the command staff hears about the pursuit later and decides to second-guess me?
A: You betcha.
So more often than not, the pursuit is curtailed, frequently before the pursuing officer finishes describing it. The bad guys of Southern City are rapidly becoming aware of this, and the knowledge that they can evade the already negligible consequences for their actions if they drive like maniacs encourages them to do exactly that. And thus is the public safety guaranteed, with the minor caveat that any motorized lawbreaker essentially has a unilateral veto on his own capture. An officer on the scene later told me that he had once dealt with a man bearing no fewer than
fourteen convictions for possession of stolen motor vehicle/failure to stop when signaled. I imagine he had more time in accumulated suspended sentences than I have been alive. If you look out the window right now, he might well be stealing your car.
Sadly for the miscreant in tonight's story, Industrial City has no such policy. So when he went tear-assing around at speeds that exceeded 100 miles an hour at some points, he was followed closely by several ICPD cruisers. We headed toward them to assist, but if Car A is traveling at 100 mph, and Car B is five miles behind, traveling at 55 mph, this presents an obstacle. So it wasn't long before they had left SCPD jurisdiction before I could catch a glimpse of them. I had the car radio tuned to ICPD freqs, and was listening to the chase, and so when they reported that the suspect had made a giant loop, and was hurtling back toward us, I spun my car around on the blacktop (well, okay, it was more of a hasty three-point turn) and fell in behind Sgt. Rudy as he headed up the road as well. After all, if it's ICPD's pursuit, we can't be blamed for not canceling it, right?
We were about ten miles up the road, and nowhere near the car, when the pursuing officer came over the radio yelling, "He's flipping!" The suspect had attempted to negotiate a curve on wet pavement that his front-wheel-drive family sedan just wasn't up to. After several rolls, he came to rest in a roadside ditch, right-side up as it happened, and essentially unscathed (although, as the state trooper who responded to work the wreck remarked, "He didn't know if he was in China or West Hell.") The pursuing officer and his dog approached the drivers' side, and the suspect bailed out the passenger's side, shouting that he gave up. By the time we got there, he was already in the back of the ICPD cruiser. When asked why he ran, he told the arresting officer that he didn't have a license (suspended, as it turned out). We suspect the electronic scale, the large amount of cash in his pocket, and the several baggies with crack cocaine residue in them might also have had something to do with it.
While we were working the wreck scene, the suspect's mother pulled up. She was angry but somehow unsurprised when the ICPD sergeant told her everything that had happened. "I put him out," she explained, "because he just made his head so hard." The sergeant escorted her to the cruiser where she could speak to her boy through the barred window thereof. I was over a hundred feet away, directing traffic around the scene, and I could hear her screaming at him. "Where are your buddies now?!?" Then another man showed up in his Sunday clothes and took over the duties of screaming for the mother. I presume this was a relative of some sort, but you never know. I'm guessing the guy was just wishing we would roll the window up and take him to jail.
We don't know what happened to the crack. We suspected that he had used the 20+ minute pursuit as an opportunity to swallow it so that he could avoid those particular charges. He denied this, of course, as he denied there had been any crack in the car. Depending on the amount, he may very well be twitching on the floor of the Southern County Detention Center as I write this.
Ofc. Krupke at 1:32 AM
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04 September 2004
Nice work, guys.Beer's on me.
Ofc. Krupke at 11:57 PM
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I remember reading a quote, which served as the epigraph of a book written about the Soviet war in Afghanistan. It was from an old Russian folk tale, and it went something like:
"And the jackals howled, and gloried at the feast of bones."
I've been thinking about that quote a lot lately.
Wretchard at Belmont Club, as usual, has a very well-written and link-rich piece about the Russian Schoolhouse Massacre. He concludes by quoting the EU's typically
lame response:
Valkenburg, Netherlands, Sept 3 (Reuters) - The European Union asked Russia to explain the bloody end to the siege of a school by Chechen gunmen on Friday with huge loss of life. In a statement in the name of the presidency of the 25-nation EU, Dutch Foreign Minister Bernard Bot said all countries should work together to prevent such tragedies. "But we also would like to know from the Russian authorities how this tragedy could have happened," he added.(via
Associated Press):
One gunman, whose pockets were stuffed with grenades, held up the corpse of a man just shot in front of hundreds of hostages and warned: "If a child utters even a sound, we'll kill another one."
When children fainted from lack of sleep, food and water, their masked and camouflaged captors simply sneereed, she said, adding that adults implored children to drink their own urine in the intolerable heat of the gym.That "explanation" enough for you, Bernie?
There's been some measure of fault-finding with Russian security forces (unsurprising with the memory of the
Moscow theater standoff) for not handling the crisis better. There is speculation that this might bring down the Putin government (they said that about the Kursk, too). But the reports are saying that the end came when a number of children went running from the building, and the terrorists began
firing at them, at which time the Russian soldiers and cops on the perimeter began shooting back. What the fuck were they supposed to do? They didn't have the benefit of initiative, and they didn't have time to sit back and craft the perfect plan. They had to act, and fast, and they saved over 500 people. I don't blame those guys, and I don't envy them the dreams they're going to have tonight.
It's often said that the invasion of Iraq has only created more terrorism. I think that misses the point. The Russians opposed the Iraq War, as did the French, but it hasn't seemed to do
them any good.
I'll conclude with this picture (via
Instapundit):
United We Stand.
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02 September 2004
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Ofc. Krupke at 1:10 AM
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